trust me, you'll know when

This is a good time to keep your Hilti near. Also, it might be a moment when you have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining. Your future self came back in time and burned your arm with a cigar just to get your attention, I cannot believe that you don't have this shit down. Where the hell is your Hilti, man!? You're screwed now, that's all I have to say.

<inattentive future self> Oh no! I have flipped the blue switch instead of the red one! I am locked in this airtight room now, and have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining! If only I had my Hilti power tool, I could simply cut my way out!
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.

by hlprmnky August 8, 2008

I know where you live!

If an individual wants to do bodily harm to another, he knows where to find the subject of the threat.
This phrase is commonly used in the African-American community.

Subject testifies in Court against a drug dealer. At the end of the testimony dealer sais: I know where you live! It means that his people know where to find the subject and exact their justice upon him.

by Steve Horvath June 15, 2006

you know what I'm sayin

An oft rambled-on diatribe of this line is found amongst dwankers or knobs who think they are cool.

1) Jigmond: "It's here...you know what I'm sayin'...ya know w'am sayin', you know what I'm sayin' yo....you know..yo...yo...ya know beeitch...you know what I'm sayin'..
Trisha: "Well, I know that you're saying 'you know what I'm sayin' a lot and I am about to hoof you in the nuts ass-munch!"

2) Danton: "Yo, you...you know what I'm sayin'...you know what I'm sayin'....yo..yo..you know....you know what I'm saying...bitch...you know what I'm sayin' !!?"

Sir Jon (Danton's English teacher): "I think the question should be 'Do YOU know what the fuck you're saying!!?"

by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006

you dont even know!

Used to describe something that is out of the persons understanding. Place of origin is Easton, CA where some gringo; Indian name: "Blue Jay Screaming" used this term to describe immense psychological breakthroughs to people with lesser intelligence then he. Now used by townies and inner city kids to describe their experiences or views on life in general."

jarrett was soo drunk all he said was "you dont even know!"

by bssclrntmn June 23, 2007

ya know what I mean

Asking if you can understand what I'm saying? Do you comprehend the question or feeling? This phrase is really over used.

Ed and Donaven are going on 23 hour ride to Florida, ya know what I mean.

by Clearly da1 February 25, 2014

Your daddy don't even know

1. A phrase added onto a sentence or story when the content incites excitement or emotion too extreme to be accurately conveyed by verbal description.

Not to be confused with You don't even know, which suggests that the emotion or sensation cannot be described not because it is too powerful but because it is unique to the person experiencing it.

"My mom sent me a birthday text, and it was SOOOOOO cute, like, your daddy don't even know!"

by Shakweefa October 18, 2008

you know I love ya

A phrase used to minimize the damage after insulting someone. Often accompanied by "I didn't mean that" or "Just kidding".

Damm you're so fat, you can't even jump to a conclusion...Ha Ha just kidding...you know I love ya.

by Lalit May 23, 2004