Kevin Bacon

An unpopular side to most breakfasts.

Ariel: "I'm ordering eggs."
Courtney: Do you think Kevin Bacon will go with my breakfast?"
Ariel: I don't think Kevin Bacon goes with anything, does it?
Courtney: Yeah. It totally goes with heaps of stuff."
Ariel: Like what?"
Courtney: "A REALLY BAD STORY LINE. SNAP!"

by Douchebag Foetusface February 29, 2008

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016

Kevin

That finesse God who smells great and steals all of your chicks 100%. He finesses everyone and no one stands a chance against him. Only certain people, who are worthy enough, can make contact with him.

Is that Kevin? Holy shit, everyone bow down to the finesse God.

by Finess Deity January 7, 2017

Kevin

A Ching Chong nibba who is the reason you can't find your dog. If you ask him anything he will usually respond with asking if you juul. Him and his sidekick John are always the reason your class gets punished with a whip.

Kevin and John are both gay

Agreed

by Thatguy447 December 3, 2018

Kevin Chen

A real broski, gangsta, and can get any hoe. The name is given to the Chinese boys with extremely long dicks as a infant, and suck their mothers tits till their 8.

"Oh my gosh, he is way to old to be breastfed"
"Chill, hes a Kevin Chen, he can do what he likes."

by #thathandleisalreadyinuse April 22, 2019

Kevin

The male equivalent of Karen. Has custody of his kids, very conservative, wears glasses, has a confederate flag cap, totally has a beard, KiDs ThEsE dAyS vibes, would also want to speak with your manager.
Kevin is the guy who has to talk so loud you can hear from the other side of a Texas Roadhouse. He also tries to get flirty with the waitresses despite his entire family sitting there with him. He watches football religiously.

Kids these days! I shall speak the manager to handle them! - Kevin

by Saki See September 1, 2019

Dirty Kevin

Where you are eating and/or fucking pussy and ass at the same time.

You like it when I give you the Dirty Kevin. Cuz you cream and squirt at the same time.

by Scooby Doo 1977 October 6, 2021