July 16

July 16 is national Getting-Shit-Together day. With this day, you get your shit together and gain as much unholy confidence as possible.

Person 1: *telling the waiter they got the wrong order*

Person 2: this is the first time I've heard you complain about it

Person 1: well it is July 16.

by Cult of Cashmere November 7, 2019

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july 11th

demisux day

My perfect gilrs day is on july 11th love you demi

by demisux December 4, 2021

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Julie Martelino

Hot, sexy beast from Hinigaran.

Nelo found a girl, she is a Julie Martelino

by Monts October 10, 2011

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Julie rae

A bad gyal Who is tall and pretty she eats a lot of food and loves to listen to music she is also kinda weird

Do y’all see Anya she is a Julie rae

by Lilpeepwhore June 10, 2020

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July 18

Give your best friend a gift

On July 18 you give your best friend a gift

by Mlcg1 July 16, 2022

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Whoever is born on this day has the humongous cock and is friend with only hot people, however people born on this day are nicest people you'll ever meet in your entire pathetic life and they will make it finally have a purpose

Wow this dude has 45cm cock, how impressive! He's friends are also hot af! My pathetic life finally has a purpose now!

-Damn he must be born on July 13th

by Vuleled November 21, 2021

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