saber-toothed crotch jockey

N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.

I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.

by carpiethe April 25, 2010

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010

Heath Ledger as the Joker

Going down on a girl while she is on her period, the blood on the face of the man (or woman) giving head gives the appearance of the make-up on Heath Ledger's face when he played the Joker in "The Dark Knight."

Also known as "Earning your Redwings," is the same as "Heath Ledger as the Joker."

by bobbybagpiper July 9, 2010

jonkers

a womans breasts/bosom/boobs/pineapples.

here she comes, oh Boy! look at those jonkers!!

by Marcu$ March 22, 2005

knob-jockey

a person who rides a knob, specifically their own.

your some knob-jockey

by ShaS February 26, 2003

Swamp Jockey

Black men/women who date only white men/women...

Black men who date white trash women...

Ray Ray is such a Swamp Jockey, he always be datin them Swamp Honkey hoodrat white women

by Lovely Jones June 12, 2011

knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.

Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian

by Mike August 5, 2003