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Dirty Jacob

A gay incest act where two males who are brothers eat each others poop out of their loose gaping butt holes, then share a wet sloppy open mouth French kiss, sharing the poop.
“I gave my younger brother Tucker, a Dirty Jacob.”
by AmongUsTard October 14, 2023
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Jacob moment

This is a moment of hate. It is commonly associated with homophobia.
“Dude I hate gay people” “bro that’s a Jacob moment
by Mikado07 April 24, 2023
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Jacob Noelcke

A person who can be really stubborn sometimes but then also be really sweet. He will do anything you ask him to and offer unasked help. He will also act like a little kid when he gets excited about something and is always very forgetful. He will still be very romantic, caring, handsome while having funny attributes.
Wow that kid was so nice and gentle to me!

Yup that’s a Jacob Noelcke.
by Mexican Cougar May 9, 2023
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Jacob Dzivasen

Jacob is way to smart, he needs to be dumber.
Jacob Dzivasen is to smart grrrrrrr
by MeestaBoosta December 18, 2022
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Jacob’s Dad

A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.

Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.

He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
“I’d probably have to go Jacob’s Dad since he’s the most naked”
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
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Jacob graves

A fat ass who thinks he is Batman but he is tentacles2766
by I am the Batman July 25, 2023
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Jacob Anderson

Jacob Anderson has a monster cock and is the ultimate sex god everyone wants
I got destroyed by Jacob Anderson last night, I still can’t walk!
by AndersonProductions August 30, 2023
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