Jizz Packet 

A term used to describe a rather 'slutty' woman. A jizz packet generally means the female in question has been around the block a few too many times.

Man: Oh, wow, she is HOT!

Woman: You don't want to hit that. She is a total jizz packet.

Jizz Packet by Grand Kylmax June 10, 2010

Jizz Whipple 

The act of cuming over a persons back during intercourse.

Would Jizz Whipple on that?
or
I'd definitely Jizz Whipple on that!

Jizz Whipple by The Jizz Whippler. June 23, 2011

Jizz-monster 

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.

Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.

Jizz-monster by Rybu April 11, 2013

jizz wig 

A Chicks hairdoo after a guy ejects semen in it
The idea of which is to slut her out and make her look like a cheap slut or porn star or a slam hog. A girl with a messy hairdoo or a bed head look which reminds a guy of what she would look like after she just had sex first thing in the morning ( but she is out in public looking like that) and possibly includes big 80s style hair like hair metal type hairdoos which would make a guy want to spontaneously bust a nut in her hair from lust.
Usually followed by the sentence: Ewww he cummed in my hair! (which is what guys love to hear)
The guy is known as a jizzwig romeo after blowing his load in her hairdoo or in her eyeball.

Aka the guy blows his load in her hair after she gives him oral/ blowjob and he climaxes. The next best thing to cummimg in her mouth is getting a nut in her hair or in her eyeball.

My chick had a gnarly jizz wig after I blew my load in her hairdoo. ( well she said not in her mouth so i did the next best thing).

I took her to gobblers knob and gave her a jizzwig.

Wow love the bedhead jizzwig on that chick! I coukd spuegh all over that in some nasty sex.

She said:help I can't see I have jizz in my eyeball!

The guy who did it is now a jizzwig romeo

jizz wig by jizzwig romeo November 30, 2013

jizz collector 

Someone who collects their semen over the span of a few years in the hopes that someday they will be able to neak it into the food of someone that they dislike.

Did you here that Adam is a jizz collector? You better not get on his bad side.

jizz collector by Daniel Einarsson December 14, 2014

Jizz rag 

Rag used to wipe cum off a surface like Stevens face

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

Jizz rag by Gajlwvbw March 29, 2016

Jizz Jacket 

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

Jizz Jacket by b7random November 27, 2016