jessica allsop

normally a total twat. name is slop but they wont admit it.

jessica allsop is a mong

by Jessica Allsop December 7, 2023

Jessica

A Southern California doll worth fathoming.

Axel’s band “Jessica’s fathom” was destined for stardom.

by Axel Thorn January 17, 2025

Jessica Cook

A student in Mr Radleys class who's also a genius.

"wow! jessica cook is a genius!"

by jynxywynxxy January 5, 2022

Jessica

Fat hoe who is an unloyal backstabber thinks the whole world is about her flabby and cries a lot especially the ones who go by jessica not jess and they can't seem to realise they are the problem! has no real friends is fat has weird eyebrows did I mention she's fat

Gosh she eats so much she is starting to look like Jessica

by sausagesizzler January 17, 2025

jessica

bro where can i even start. so so so nice. so nice
like so nice

anybody: JESSICA IS SO NICE

by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020

Jessica

A pretty girl with a heart of gold who is the single greatest fencer to ever live in my humble opinion. She is also very smart and funny and has good taste in books.

Jessica is literally so good with a sword she would kick your butt and then discuss LOTR with you after it.

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025

Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.

"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."

by Bex Belling June 11, 2024