I-Phowned

Someone who bought something very expensive with high hopes, only to find out it's completely worthless.

Person 1:I just bought an I-phone, but I need to activate it through my service provider or else it wont turn on!
Person 2: LOL! You just got i-phowned.

by Paul Ash August 3, 2007

I misspoke

I lied or just made it up on the spot.

When I said that I landed under sniper fire,I misspoke.

by creed9 February 11, 2010

i scream

1:when you eat ice cream to fast and you get the privilege to scream, choke or even die if you are a google click baiter
2:when your 2 year old cousin tries to spell ice cream
3:there is no third definition

i scream

by this is now my name May 15, 2020

I&F

Meaning intoxicate & fuck. Used to describe a female whom will engage in sexual intercourse with the person in question after drinking a couple of beers, taking a couple of shots, or smoking some dank marijuana.

The female in question may be dtf after talking to her for a while or having a relationship and gaining her trust but in order to bypass the boring filler on the quest for ass, one would simply suggest drinking with a couple of trusted friends; Especially if the female is unbearably stupid and uninteresting in conversation but has a banging body.

I&F can be classified as easy, all the way to impossible.

Example 1-

Anthony: "Hey Josh, you want to chill with that bitch Ashley and Jessica Friday?"

Josh: "Are they dtf?"

Anthony: "I don't know but they're definite I&Fs

Example 2-

Josh: "This girl Maddy is so fucking stupid. Talking to her's not even worth the pussy."

Anthony: "Dude, she's such a slut. She's an easy I&F"

Josh: "true"

by JGreen150 July 20, 2012

I-69

When you're riding in the car with your partner and they fully reclines the seat, then you lay on the chair with you legs facing the headrest, and slide your head underneath her. The rest is self explanatory

Just I-69'd my girl on the way back from Coachella.

by FLShlong May 14, 2021

i-mannered

Those persons who are under the impression that their ability to communicate continuously with others is far more important than anything else in their lives. They poke at their i-gadgets endlessly while completely ignoring those persons around them.

Susie is certainly one of the i-mannered. She has been glued to her i-phone for over an hour.

by purebill February 2, 2014

I-scare

The feeling when you fumble in your pockets, unable to find your uninsured I-phone.

'I thought the insurance was too expensive, but after suffering about 3 I-scares a day, I got it anyway'

by Andrewm09 September 6, 2009