A person who is interested in typical hippie endeavors (such as following jam bands across the country) but who does not display the typical hippie characteristics (instead he has short hair, holds down a regular job, car is not covered in stickers, does not wear hemp necklaces, bathes) with the result that people who interact with the stealth hippie on a day-to-day basis (bosses, coworkers, neighbors) are unaware of his extracurricular interests.
I know that with his short haircut and accountant day job, Paul doesn't seem like your normal Phish fan, but he is a stealth hippie. He's been to 150 shows and sells hetty crystals in the lot.
by holyjes August 17, 2010
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When you are walking down the street in Dushanbe and give another American "the nod", if they totally blow you off; that is an Expat Hipster.
by babablacksmith December 2, 2011
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A person like a hipster but is behind the curve. Their interests were once hipster, then mainstream, and have now faded away from popularity.
by Airhead3333 March 1, 2015
Get the Retro Hipster mug.Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.
Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.
Jackson: gross.
by Great Seany January 17, 2017
Get the Tortilla Hips mug.Per Ronald Reagan's definition, a hippie has hair like Jane, dresses like Tarzan and smells like Cheetah!
by I, Wreckerrr March 21, 2021
Get the A hippie has mug.Criticizing someone else for being a hipster while simultaneously being a hipster oneself. Nearly all hipsters will vehemently deny their status as a dirty, PBR-swigging, ironic tattoo-having, ugly thrift store find-wearing hipster.
The person who defined this word is obviously a fucking hipster.
The person who defined this word is obviously a fucking hipster.
Sanchez: God, look at that dirty hipster. Ugh, they're like the fucking scourge of the earth. Ooh hey guys, how ironic would it be if I DIY'ed a fannypack?!
Lenore: Oh for Dov's sake, Sanchez, you're such a hipstocrite. At least I accept it.
Lenore: Oh for Dov's sake, Sanchez, you're such a hipstocrite. At least I accept it.
by tilly the terrible February 23, 2010
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by LaylaLegs July 8, 2012
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