doft doft goose

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019

The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.

“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.

by A7hena June 30, 2020

The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.

Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.

by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020

noose your goose

Shut your mouth

“Oi do one mate”

“Noose your goose bruv, this is my fucking house”

by Dented May 22, 2021

North American brown goose

An alternative name for “Canadia” goose. A common type of geese found throughout North America; that have a brown back, cream underbelly, and black head and neck with white cheeks.

Did you see that goose? I think it was a North American brown goose.

by Dusty Honey July 14, 2021

Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.

I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.

by JHBEL October 5, 2021

silly goofy goose

when you are just so gosh darn silly and goofy that you can be compared to that of a goose.

Ted: you know, he sure is a silly goofy goose...
Garold: who wiggs?
Mr.Wiggs: yes me ofc I'm the silly goofy goose

by Shhhhhh :) March 22, 2022