crazier than a damn goose
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meet my goose
The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).
They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.
meet my goose by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018
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Goose • goosed • goose egg • Goosey • GOOSENECK • goosebumps • goosenecking • goose butter • gooser • Goose bulbs
FEED THE GOOSE.
Student 1: Dang man, I really gotta get to the grocery store but my bank account is literally empty.
Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.
Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.
FEED THE GOOSE. by Hobbitlobby September 15, 2018
Drown the Goose
To have sex.
My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Drown the Goose by Belch666 November 11, 2018
doft doft goose
Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.
Doft doft goose it is.
Yes, please.
Doft doft goose it is.
Yes, please.
doft doft goose by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019
The Great Mother Goose
A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.
“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
The Great Mother Goose by A7hena June 30, 2020
The Canada Goose
The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.
Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.
The Canada Goose by Thecanadiangooser October 17, 2020