google guru

Someone who googles everything

I am a Google guru

by Rita king December 30, 2016

Google Shrek

What doesn't Google Shrek mean?

Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 1, 2019

Google Preacher

Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.

Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....

by AndrewC1995 May 7, 2011

Google Fix

The site you want to go to isn’t loading, so you go to Google, it loads right up, then you retry the site and, many times, it's “fixed”.

"Aw shit, this site doesn't usually take this long to load. Guess I'll try a Google Fix."

by MagusB February 22, 2012

Google Law

1. When one believes any and every search result that turns up during the process of googling something.

2. When someone takes everything google says as fact, this is pertaining to maps and directions.

"I googled 'Wahoo' earlier and found out it was a taco!"
"No it's not you fool, it's an old board game that was made before Google was even rumored about. Stop following Google Law."

by AOMarine117 July 12, 2009

Google and shake

Manual stimulation occurring while searching for titillating images on the internet.

Are you going to try to hook up tonight, Barry?

Nah, I think I'll just stay in and have a Google and shake.

by Equine fiddler June 27, 2014

Google Hug

When she wraps her legs around you when you're about to nut, to prevent you from pulling out.

Friend: Man, just as I came she wrapped her legs around me like a boa constrictor so I couldn't pull out.

Epic Friend: Yep, that's the Google Hug alright.

by Zecken August 26, 2021