goosedairbus

1. What happens when a flock of Canada Geese is sucked into the jet engines of an airbus which is trying to take off, necessitating a water landing in the Hudson River, or some other unplanned location.

2. Starting on a long trip and due to unexpected circumstances, your trip is cut drastically short. You end up somewhere you don't want to be.

"Within minutes of takeoff, the crew of the US Air airbus hit a flock of geese. They lost both engines. The captain instantly knew they were experiencing a goosedairbus ala Hudson. Fortunately, due to quick thinking and experience, crew and passengers survived unscathed.

Talk about getting goosedairbussed the other day. I started for the West Coast but the NY State Police pulled me over for a busted tail light. I had an old warrant. I spent my vacation in jail.

by slowhands57 February 13, 2009

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goose eye

The hole(eye) in the top of the slender neck of a mans penis...

Check out that goose eye

Your goose eye just winked at me

Don't make me poke you in the goose eye

by death earneck August 21, 2010

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Goose yeets bread

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goose trumps

Fear or trembling that one is about to be exposed as a fraud.

The President's tweets indicate that the Mueller investigation is causing him goose trumps.

by smjgJsbjgsm December 11, 2018

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Goose Fart

A fart that mirrors the trumpet of a goose. Can be used in verb form, "goose farting," descriptor "goose farter," or formal salutation, "goose fartina."

Lucy gave such a great goose fart that she was promoted to goose fartina.

by hcjh June 9, 2021

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