Going full goblin mode

When you can't reach the cables under a desk so you just cheat everything.

-Damn I can't reach the cables

-Screw that, I'm going full goblin mode

by Nutitoo May 12, 2023

The Green Gas Goblin

The green gas goblin, aka Unvoicedzoo is a deformed fatass that sneaks into peoples attics and farts green gas. He tries to get pay back from everyone that said to him he farts green gas and how he doesn’t shower. Watch out for him, his farts can kill anyone in a second. The only way for him to disappear is if you say, thats not funny

Yo the green gas goblin is back!
What?
LOOK BEHIND YOU
What you mean- A

by messithegoatfr June 23, 2023

Goblin Mode

When a female/male is in the mood for oral sex and has an insatiable appetite for it

I recently went to my massage therapist who gave me the best head I had in a while! I guess I caught her in Goblin mode!

by Webster's Miriam dictionary December 6, 2022

Goblin

A reference to one's urinary appendage. When speaking of the appendage, the statement must be made in an Austrian accent.

He stepped up into the bathroom, unzipped, and shouted, "MY GOBLIN!!"

by Boss DJ May 16, 2003

crotch goblin

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.

by DeVirginator February 9, 2003

geelings

Feelings of the vaginal kind. Stems from gee, which is Irish slang for Vagina in certain parts of the country, such as the counties of Laois/Offaly and also in urban centres of cultural taste, such as North Dublin.

Girl 1: My ex dicked me around...but I still have geelings for him, ya know?
Girl 2: I know...you never shut up about you ridin' him. It's called sex with the ex, you sluh.

Girl: I have SUCH a weird geeling!
Boy: Are you on the blob or wha'?

by Miaowmiaow May 15, 2012

Ass Goblin

Ass Goblin. A thin typically loud douche bag that sits next to me in class.

"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"

"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"

by Doc111 August 11, 2009