German's bombed Pearl Harbor

Ummm ... is it just me, or did the JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbor?

Yeah, and the Germans just bombed Pearl Harbor. You're so full of shit.

by KodiakMamaBear March 9, 2005

German

Very offensive slang for a Kraut.

Ludwig is a bossy, militaristic German.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

German Fire Hydrant

This sexual move is very relieving, but takes a while to set up.

First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.

Next, on the last day of the month, finish.

Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.

kMurg: I just fucked a chick and gave her the ol' German Fire Hydrant.

Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!

kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.

by kMurg March 3, 2011

salty german

the salty German is when you take your own or another persons cum and give someone a Hitler mustache with it.

If you pass out with your shoes on I'll give you a salty Germany

by ilovebeingbetterthanyou June 24, 2009

like the germans

A phrase that can be added to the end of sentences for humor. Much like "that's what she said", but not sexual. It instead can point out some aspect of german life from beer to nazis, but it can apply to anything. It was originally coined in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

"I hate those guys, I wish we could just round them up and kill them, like the germans."

"I drank that beer faster than the germans."

by Davis Riordan August 26, 2009

german surprise

A drastically misjudged fart resulting in a follow through

"Fetch me some new slacks Jeeves" said the Queen "I seem to have given myself a German Surprise"

by James Cook August 31, 2006

german ski-slope

the act of slaping someone with your dick (for further information see cockslap ) and to cum whilst doing that. best time to do it is when your lady drank enough bräu.
Results may vary but in best case it looks like a realy tricky skiing slalom on her face

dude #1: we went to winter sports hollyday last year to wallberg in germany. at our first night in the hotel I gave my bitch a german ski-slope.

dude #2: High five, mein freund!

by Sugardaddy T February 26, 2008