garden variety lesbian

If someone would please tell me wtf this means that would be great.. my bff and I were just referred to as such lmao.

You and your friend come off as garden variety lesbians.

by Katie Addeline August 15, 2016

Garrett

They come off extremely shy at first but are always willing to help you even if you’ve never talked before. They slowly shed off their shyness and you see the person that you dreamed of encountering and you’ll notice yourself falling in love with them with each and every time you see/talk to them and it’ll dawn on you that they’re the confirmation of the guy you’ve dreamed of having and what you originally thought wasn’t real is and even better yet, you are lucky enough to call them yours

Girl one: “he’s so sweet,cute,smart, and funny”
Girl two: “He must be a Garrett”

by Cyndomega May 29, 2018

Garrett

Power Bottom

You're such a Garrett

by Ace Jaeger December 30, 2019

holy garments

Any of various types of clothing, but usually denim jeans, which have worn out to the point that they have holes in them.

Mom said we were going to church, and that I should wear my holy garments, so I picked out my worn out blue jeans and an old tee-shirt with moth holes in it.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010

aliah garretson

This girl is a ugly piece of garbage<3 but she could grow up she’s still just 5 😂 jk but she needs possible help or a mental hospital rn thank you urban Dictionary<3

Aliah| why are you so fat

Me|well I wouldn’t wanna look like your ugly ass

Aliah| well your a hoe and I’m too scared to say stfu to someone’s face❤️😭

Like I would keep dreaming to be pretty as well ugly hoe ❤️ Love, The person that wants to kick ur ass✨😖 aliah garretson 🦶🏻

by Unknown doge October 30, 2020

Pull-a-Garrett

To cut and colour one's hair in an unusually bad fashion.

Nice bleach job, Darlene...pulling a Garrett are we?

by lostc February 7, 2005

gardener

short for uphill gardener. Gay slur

by Anonymous October 18, 2003