Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023

FUZZY-GUT

A virgin vagina over the age of 21 with no history of ever trimming her pubic hair.

Some women get to be 50 years old and still have a FUZZY-GUT

by FUPAOF FUBAR April 21, 2023

Gothmog gut

When your gut looks like Gothmogs face

I thought I looked good slim, but you can see my Gothmog gut

by Wormdress April 24, 2023

Black as a ducks guts

Black as a ducks guts is a term used in australian slang to tell someone that the weather looks horrible

"Mate look, its as black as a Ducks guts. We should hit the frog and toad

by Dunny licker May 8, 2023

Pigeon Gut

Noun. The common name for the medical condition Diverticulosis - the working man's version of gout. Caused by excessive sausage rolls, ketchup and cheap Chinese food.

Q) Why is Chris in hospital?
A) He's got a mild case of Pigeon Gut. Should be out in a couple of days

by CurlyWurly58 August 25, 2023

gut bugger

when your gut feeling tells you to do something, but your head tells you not to do it. May also be applied to choices.

Brian, John, Lance and Max are deciding where to go. They give Max the choices because he is the youngest one here. He has to pick.
Brian: Max, would you like to go to Taco Bell, Arby's, In-and-Out, the diner or McDonald's?
Max: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(this goes on for 30 minutes)
John: Guys, he's having a gut bugger. In-and-Out it is!

by moleonneck September 17, 2023

Pussy guts

The internal sexual organs of the female of the species, including the ovaries, fallopian tubes, uterus, etc.

Look at that hot chick over there, I’d like to punch her right in the pussy guts with my tube steak.

by The Real Mark Pugner September 23, 2023