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Google Hug

When she wraps her legs around you when you're about to nut, to prevent you from pulling out.
Friend: Man, just as I came she wrapped her legs around me like a boa constrictor so I couldn't pull out.

Epic Friend: Yep, that's the Google Hug alright.
by Zecken August 26, 2021
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Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.
After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire
by rchgrca November 25, 2014
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google guru

by Rita king December 30, 2016
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Google Feud

Created on April 23, 2013, Google Feud is what you get when you cross Family Feud with Google.

You are asked how Google autocompletes an incomplete search result, with 10 possible answers.

The catch is that there will almost always be at least 2-4 answers that make absolutely no sense. You'll need a very strange and dirty mind in order to play this game well...
(From Markiplier's first vid of Google Feud)
"NEVER PUT A QUESTION MARK WHERE GOD?!"

"NEVER PUT A HAT ON YOUR BED?!"

"NEVER PUT A SOCK IN A TOASTER?!"

WTF IS THAT???
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 21, 2020
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Google Santorum

To gargle a mouthful of Santorum (the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube after anal sex).
I was drunk, she was fly, things got weird, and before I knew it, I had a wet, nasty mouthful - I never thought I would Google Santorum.
by lowlights June 12, 2011
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Google Nazi

A person that likes to spam flag any (usually innocent and/or un-copywritten) media (such as YouTube videos) posted by google users (such as YouTubers) and they usually do this because they hate the type of content posted by the user and want it taken down, even though it doesn't violate any rules or regulations.
They are the most annoying and problematic people to ever encounter online, especially if you're a YouTuber.
WTF MY VIDEO JUST GOT TAKEN DOWN BY THESE DAMN GOOGLE NAZIS! SALTY PEOPLE CANT TAKE A JOKE THESE DAYS!

I had to re-upload my Duck Song Parody because it was flagged too much of copyright issues by these Google Nazis, and the funny thing is, these idiots don't even realize the Duck Song wasn't even copywritten to being with!
by Assassin650 July 4, 2018
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Google Divider

The "google" tab or other neutral tab you have open in a browser between your work tabs and your personal tabs. Thus meaning if a work tab is closed, a blank tab is shown without exposing the tabs open for personal use such as shopping, lolcats, etc.
The boss came into my office as I closed a tab in firefox, luckily for me I had a Google Divider in between the work bank tab, and my ebay shopping tab.
by melmic November 27, 2012
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