fucktard

one who fucks retardedly or has a tendancy to be so bad in bed that they are called fuck tardz

yo u mo fo u fuckin fucktard u suck asss in bed!

by jimmy lee April 16, 2003

dick fucktard

a variation of the commonly used term fucktard

a way of calling your friends assholes and telling them you hope they choke on there beer without just coming out and saying it

Dick Fucktard was coined during Operation Green Harvest

Drunken Friends; "your a slut"
Drunken Friends; "no YOUR MOMS a slut"
Drunken Friends; "oh I'LL SHOW YOUR MOM a slut"
Drunken Britt; "you guys are a bunch of dick fucktards"

by Brittvj January 4, 2009

fucktard

Fuck = sexual intercoarse
Tard = A Large Hunk Of Horse Shit

Fuck + Tard = having sexual intercoarse with a Large Hunk Of Horse Shit

Josh: Oi scott pull ur dick out of that horse shit you fucktard

by im-a-fucktard December 12, 2008

facitern

temperamentally disinclined to Face.

The world is currently facitern; especially the Eastern hemisphere, but even more especially the Western hemisphere.

by Sunjama April 1, 2007

fucktard

a word used by rednecks to describe rough sex

I tell you whut jimmy, me an betty-jo fucktard last nite.

by joe nida April 4, 2008

Fucktard

a fucking retard with no life. tends to be an asshole. goes for older women, will never get laid. has endless amounts of butt buddies. walks around with his shirt tucked in like a homo. usually has random circles on the top of his head.

" Look at Jerimiah, hes such a fucktard!"

by yellow belt April 5, 2008

Fucktard

the name you call someone when they have done something stupid or shamefull

i cant believe you kissed him...your such a fucktard

by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008