french murder

The act of licking someone to death.

Also: frenching someone to death

Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit French murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...

by I N F J January 24, 2021

french chef

A man who solely lives to mix his seed in others. A pleasant man, who cooks many broths. Those broths being the succulent legs of thou frog. The slimy nature of the ambient creature leaves little to be desired, but the simple mind may sway to it’s every present scent. The buss.

Daniel mate, can I smell fresh pastries? Because you’re acting like such a french chef!

by noblindonkey March 30, 2021

French Taco

The act of having anal sex with a sexual partner who has poop in between their buttcheeks, creating a taco-like resemblance, and ejaculating causing a creme effect.

The French made a lot, French toast, French fries, French tacos,etc.

by JustinSchultz April 1, 2021

Learn French

Wank

Guys, I go offline, I have to learn french

by TheREALSaltyAlpaca April 8, 2021

french deposit

Taking a shit

She was taking a French deposit on the front lawn after a long night of drinking.

by I_Slap_Booties July 7, 2022

The French Catheter

While getting a blow job from someone with a stoma you put your finger over the stoma to increase the suction.

Debbie wasn’t getting a good seal on Joe, so she gave herself the French catheter and finished the job like a pro.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

french dirt

pussy

I ate some french dirt at my girls place last night

by geoefery July 28, 2022