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Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.
She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.
by Pescitor November 10, 2018
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Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.
“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”
by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018
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Fish Flakes

a ground up blunt wrap; generally used for chops or spliffs
Are you going to use those fish flakes in your bowl pack? You scumbag.
by Dr. HuffNpuff Master Alchemist February 5, 2019
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Poop flake

by Your a bottt boy June 21, 2019
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Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)
Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.
by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019
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Snow Flaking

Verb - Using any situation that one does not get what they want to call others out for bullying.
Sarah - “She went to her supervisor and said that we were bullying her. All because she was too late to sign up for the activity she wanted.”
Alana - “Oh shit! That bitch is snow flaking us! We just got snow flaked.”
by RD PS September 24, 2019
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Frosted Flakes

An exaggerated term for when subject consumes marijuana and is feeling more high than usual
Yo fam, mans are frosted flakes..”
by Mrfortune123 November 20, 2019
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