Fanny football

A creative though painful way of catching a football in female leagues

Good we had a fanny football player on our team.

by Vincent Scorpio August 28, 2012

Fanny barrel/barreling

fanny ˈfænɪ
n pl -nies Slang

1. Brit the female genitals

2. Chiefly US and Canadian the buttocks

fanny barrel 'faeni ˈbarəl

n

Slang term for a lot of lesbians in one place which makes it easy for an attractive one to find more than one partner.

fanny barreling 'faeniˈbarəl/ing

vb

To attend a lesbian activity with the purpose of finding a better choice of partner/or more than one.

Example uses for Fanny barrel/barreling: 'finding a woman in this place, is as easy as shooting fannies in a barrel'
'I am going fanny barrelling tonight'
'I am a fanny barreller'

by Chief Fannie Barreler September 8, 2013

Fanny Static

When your pubs stick out like an afro after a mad shag.

Man i was blasting the cheeks off this chick last night, when i pulled out i looked down to see some awsome fanny static!

by Adrena March 19, 2011

Fanny Slap

A fanny slap is a slap that sounds like when you slap a fanny, it usually associates with a ruler and slapping it on the table anything that makes that tingling sound is known as a fanny slap. Could even be a spatular.

Person 1 & 2 are in the maths room

*Person 1 slaps his ruler across the table*

Person 2: Did you hear that?

Person 1: Yer it sounded like a fanny slap!

by LouiiHoare July 6, 2011

Fanny Pass

When it's just you against the goalie on FIFA, and instead of taking it past him and/or shooting like a real man would, you pass along the box to a team mate, so you have an empty net to aim into.

This is considered the lowest of the low, with only yella bellied cowards attempting this.

Acts like this are usually followed by acts of rage from the person who was scored upon, while the person who scored it will usually try to cover it up with excuses like: "It was a triple ground cross" *cough*leo deery*cough*

A great, evenly matched game is taking place. The score is 0-0, with 1 minute to go. Player one gets through on goal, the keeper rushes forward, and the guy passes to a team mate, kills the whole game, and scores a gay tap in Fanny Pass

by BIONICxSHADOW July 7, 2011

Nannies with Fannies

A elderly woman with female genitalia. Commonly found between the legs and housing some bats.

such famous characters of Nannies with fannies are;
Queen Elizabeth II,
Hitler,
Albert Einstein,

by misseur fanny August 27, 2011

fanny phlegm

Vaginal Discharge

“My undies were full of fanny phlegm”
“I hadn’t showered and he got a mouth full of fanny phlegm”

by Harry Akswoond February 16, 2023