Wolf route

In Super Mario Bros, a "Wolf route" is when you decide to be a complete dumbass and come up with the worst routes ever, usually involving hard/inconsistent tricks to make the later levels more lenient when going for a sub 5 minutes time.

Named after the runner WolfAeterni

1-1 FPG, 4-1 FPG and Mana clip for sub 5? That's a Wolf route if I've ever seen one.

by An SMB1 runner November 16, 2022

Wolf-gash

The combination between a Wolfgang and a gash. This results in a hairy werewolf possessing a large slit in their lower lip. The wolf-gash is also holding a Schnauzler.

I saw the Wolf-gash and was quite frightened.

by ronj January 12, 2011

dragon wolf

Dragon wolf is Paul, the most badass motha fucka on the block, catch him in the day blazing the mountains, and at night Drifting the most treacherous mountains known to man howling good squad at the moon.

Look at pscud the dragon wolf poon slayer getting sideways.

by Yusogayy July 16, 2014

WALL WOLFING

When you do so much cocaine at work that you start masturbating in the bathroom stall.

I started working at Apple and this guy started WALL WOLFING every day at lunch break.

by EddieBrock5 September 09, 2023

Comment Wolf

A comment designed to intentionally offend or harass someone on the internet.

EX.

p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee

p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa

p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you

p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??

p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also

and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf

Ex2.

p1: I am vegan

p2: ok karen

p1: bro what

p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat

p1: are you dumb

p2: no you are vegan

p1: bro stfu

p2: you have failed me.

p1: what???

and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf

Guy 1: Why is Guy 3 saying Guy 4 is all these horrible things in broken English??
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf

by twtc97 July 12, 2023

Hawaiian Wolf

A male born on the Island of Maui on the night of the Fire Moon. Gifted by God 1/2 man 1/2 sexy beast. Pursued by many women his mind stays focused on keeping the balance in the cosmos. An unbreakable spirt, his undying love for Aureanna his only weakness.

Ex.1
"When Sharknado was about to fuck shit up the Hawaiian Wolf came and beat that Sharknado ass."
Ex.2

Woman1 "that Hawaiian Wolf guy is the sexiest man I've ever seen!"

Woman2 "I wish I were Aureanna so I could have myself some Wolf Dick"

Woman1 "I heard he transforms back and forth when he cums"

Woman2 "I want puppies!"

by GoodJuJus December 28, 2014

Spaghetti Wolf

Untrue information or false rumors; Cap

"I met the president yesterday."

"Spaghetti Wolf."

by Red Herring April 24, 2024