Taco Kid

Urban legend in Providence, RI. Resembles a drunken four-year-old in a taco suit, having WAY too much fun. Keep your eyes peeled, and report alleged sightings. P.S. Taco Kid loves to party.

"I was going to go to Cafe Four-Twelve, but I'm going wherever taco kid's going!" - innocent Providence College student

"Did you see taco kid face plant at Clubbie's last weekend?!"

"Why is zero regard being given to the fact that there is a drunken four year old running down Thayer Street in a taco costume?" - Brown University student

by Projo Analyst April 29, 2012

Custard Kid

Someone who eats custard in a pot with a spoon.

Person a: look at Ryan, he's such a custard kid

by anonymous3748273 May 3, 2022

gnome-kid

random person that has the unique ability to control garden gnomes for his own advantage. unfotunately these gnome-kids are usually very smelly.

martin is a gnome-kid. i dont like him. he is a gnome-kid.

by tom-o! May 6, 2003

Kid Toucher

A human who is usually of the male gender that touches kids at an uncomfortable or offensive level.

Usually named Antonio, and the victim is usually named Josh.

Antonio is such a kid toucher, he touched Josh

by jesuschristisaliveholycrap October 31, 2022

trigger kid

The kid you're friends with just in case he goes on a killing spree, just so that he spares you.

"James is a trigger kid, one day he'll start shooting people in the cafe, but I shall be spared"

by s'cute March 29, 2015

Kid Cudi

The act of ruining an upbeat moment by saying a depressing fact or statement.

Man 1 : yo do you think I should go on Facebook live real quick just for fun?

Man 2 : did you hear about that dude that got shot on Facebook live? Yeah his whole family was murdered too.

Man 1 : bro what
Man 3 : you just Kid Cudi’d that shit dawg.

by Jit shiesty April 22, 2022

Rez Kid

Usually a child ages from 0-40 that lives on the reservation and has an rezzy accent. Walks into anyone's house like they live there, especially when it's dinner time. Knows how to swear like a sailor. Walks around the proj with a stick to scare off the rez dogs. Calls everyone Aunty Uncle or Cuz.

Howah! Look at that Rez Kid Jimmy Bear over there. Those rez dogs are really giving him hell. (Yells) "hote ryst behave!"

by StandsWithBear October 6, 2022