feck

if used in front of parents, its the worst thing for u to do.

"feck you!" she screams to her mum, as she runs down the driveway.

by osxar July 3, 2004

Fece chord

A chord of fece.

Wasting time.

"Dammit, they need to hurry up! They're taking their damn time....fece chordin' it.."


Dont' whip me with that fece chord!

by lisa June 1, 2004

feck

Alternative to fuck, used not entirely by do-gooders who want to avoid the foulest four letter word, but mainly by internet users humorously trying to imitate them.

Oh feck, Carlton.

by Alex January 25, 2004

Fecal Dick

Fecal Dick is a NJ-based satirical harcore/experimental band with screeching female vocals. They are known for references to viral internet videos such as Tourette's Guy and Garbage Day. They also mock widely-known advertiements such as the Double Pits to Chesty Axe Commercial and the Taco Bell Diet. Some examples of songs: "Mountain Douche", "It's Not Chocolate", "This is Why You Had to Get Asshole Surgery".

Fecal Dick is so bad it's good.

by lilpubichair April 17, 2010

fecalfest '05

an 8 day celebration of blowing shit up (literally)a meaningful milestone with great food clevland steamers brown bullets and a traditional shitmas tree
celebrated when its hot so the shit smells more

i still cant wash away the stink from fecalfest '92

by tee gee May 13, 2005

fecal feed bag

a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or light grump munching.

Example 1: Is that baby choking on that fecal feed bag or does he always vomit brown shit.
Example 2: It's a nine hour drive everyone put on their fecal feed bag.

by Timothy July 18, 2004

Fecked

Being locked out of a chatroom by Dr. Fec.

Yooo.. I'm FECKED! I can't get into the chatroom!!

by Amoora April 6, 2009