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by Abosluteclown October 5, 2021

The Big English

Verified artist on Spotify - lyrical rapper whose topics centre around England, intellectualism, himself, and the state of the world at large. Released 'His Debut' in September of 2020, quickly followed by diss track 'En Garde (Monkey See Monkey Do)' and then the album 'The Big Sequel', featuring the tracks 'We're Weird', 'For The Empire', 'I Am The English', and 'Ace In The Hole'. Performed live for an audience of 300 at the end of 2020 to great critical acclaim. Synonymous with the concepts of imperialism, egotism, and cleverness.

"Wow, The Big English has such wonderful enunciation while rapping at great speed!"

"I recently found this niche rapper on Spotify, The Big English, and I rather enjoyed His Debut."

by Lord of the Redcoats February 20, 2023

English Beer

A slang term for piss.

Pull over, I need to make english beer!

by anonymous March 16, 2024

English

Why the fuck do you need the definition of English you fucking idiot

English is a fucking language you fucking doink

by Shankaspear April 15, 2019

English Cream

When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream

At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.

by ChiefQ May 15, 2022

English teapot

Going at it doggy style and the woman starts fishing her asshole and the man uses her arm for leverage

Man I was railing this girl from behind and she said she wanted to do the English teapot and started fisting her asshole and had me grab her arm

by CodeNameMonty December 1, 2023

English Dictionary

To the average Grammar Nazi, this is a holy scripture

Grammar Nazi: "Did you misuse an apostrophe? Go to church and read the English dictionary."

by IntergalactalEnergy July 29, 2023