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austin english 

A bitch ass loser known for his Gay ass camaro and for giving bj's in the gym parking lot. Can refer to anyone who is gay.
Man, you're really being an Austin English right now.

Proper English

The variant of English spoken in the United Kingdom (where English is from).
David: Do you speak Proper English, mate?
Proper English by jss-urban January 22, 2021

you know english is my second language, right? 

To get out of everything when you are a foreigner
Police: "sir, you were going 100 mph in a 20 mph zone. I need you to take you to custody"
Me: " you know english is my second language, right?"
Police: "oh you are fine then. Have a good day!"

Person 1: "Dude! Why didnt you invite me to the party you threw? I thought I was one of your closer friends!!"
Person 2: "Dude! you know english is my second language, right?"
Person 1: "Oh nevermind then! we are cool!"

SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!

SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!
Guy 1: Some random person speaking Hindi.
Guy 2: OH FUCK. WE NEED TO SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH YOU BE GONE THOT!

mid atlantic english 

an Irish,English and Scottish man 

A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.
Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"