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Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.
That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.
by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022
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Desert pussy energy

My boss is so gross, it dries me right up. That guy is giving real desert pussy energy.
by MarioSpinsters69 April 16, 2025
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Big Tekiah Energy

The loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal tekiah gedolah and doesn't have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The Big Tekiah tells it's own story. Everyone strives for big tekiah energy. Only few possess such a gift. People with big tekiah energy possess qualities such as leadership, kindness, positivity towards others, great humor, and a "dont fuck with me" aura. Great hair too. Almost as great as the shul candy man’s.
Wow! Look, there goes Yitzchak with that big tekiah energy. He is unstoppable.
by Blessingindisgeis September 25, 2019
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Energy

Hym "I have the energy! Alright!? All of it! The maximum amount! You can't HAVE any, ok!? All of it is mine! And YOU... Just don't want me to have more than you! But I'll always have more! MORE THAN EVERYONE!"
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
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Kranch Energy

Much like the condiment, “Kranch” which is an amalgamation of Ketchup and Ranch Dressing, “Kranch Energy” denotes that just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
Bro’s givin’ off thatKranch Energy.”
by LootNinja87 March 29, 2024
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Joe; God Of Energy

Have you ever heard the story about how "a cup of joe" was named? I'm about to tell you why coffee is called Joe.

Long ago in ancient times there was a guy named Joe. He was a god. A good god not one of the bad ones. He valued human life. So much so that he had the power to reenergize people. He could replenish the energy in people who were tired both physically and mentally. He would always help humans out when they were feeling depleted or drained. Joe was hailed as a hero to humanity.

Thousands of years later when coffee beans were discovered and made into the drink that we now call coffee people would still refer to coffee as Joe. Because coffee has caffeine which gives people energy. So just like the god Joe coffee was able to reenergize people. So some people till call it "a cup of joe" in tribute to Joe; the god of energy.

Joe was actually close friends with Sparky another of the gods. Sparky and Joe would defend humanity as friends and protect the humans. Unlike some gods. Most gods abuse humans and think of us as inferior beings. But Joe and Sparky weren't like that. They are both good gods.
Person A "Who's your favorite God?"
Person B "Joe; God Of Energy...obviously!"
Person A "Oh My Joe, he's my favorite God too!"
Person C "Did I hear you two folks mention Joe? He's just the best!"
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Pop-tart energy

Pop-tart energy is a term used for someone with constant energy as soon as they wake up!
by This podcast is rigged March 3, 2024
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