Edging Male

A male defined by his need to edge

Me: Man my boss is such an edging male
Boss: *grunts*

by Edge male February 23, 2024

Edging

When Tim keeps telling me, I'm on my way, I just have one quick thing to do (eg. Just gotta get some gas) but then doesn't come. This is repeated multiple times and with different reasons for the delay. (eg. eg. Just dropping off some McDonald's.)

This can last hours, possibly days, and even weeks although the latter has yet to be proven.

Edging,

Me- "Hey Tim, are you on your way? I'm super sick and you said you'd be here last night." Tim- "I'll be there I'm just getting gas etc. "

Me- "are you coming?" Tim- "yea I'm omw I'm just dropping off some McDonald's"

by Eyefuckyou August 1, 2025

Papa Edge

Father of edging. Sneaks in at night while you sleep and administers a 7 skibiditoilet long edge sesh. Good edgees will not produce a wet dream. Naughty edgees will produce a wet dream or plural; wet dri.

Tony: Hey man! Papa Edge visit you last night?
Richard: No man you know me I’m the soaking type.

by Tim3454 December 28, 2023

Edge

The limit of a surface or an object.

The edge of the table.

by zuknutz November 23, 2023

Edge Fund

n. The amount of edges accumulated before orgasm.

Bro, my edge fund got up to 7 last night. It was wild.

by Edger Allan Poe November 24, 2020

The Edge of the World

Guiness Book of World Records award for the greatest edge over performed on our dear planet earth. It must be an edge streak so long as to surpass that of any other.

I was bored last night, I must have done The Edge of the World. I was at it for 4 hours!

by Dapo Elteste December 4, 2023

Edging

Browsing microsoft edge

Friend 1: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Friend 2: "Oh why, i'm just edging on the internet."
Friend 1: "COOL! can i join you?"
Friend 2: "Sure, lets edge together!"

by futurist-49 December 29, 2023