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emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.
by chimpy82 November 6, 2023
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The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo
I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
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dildo boys

Affiliated rockledge high School students who did whatever they wanted with no fucks given, it was also used to fuck with dbs (dirty boy swag) who were actual dildos
Random person: why is there a dick sharpied on the entire bathroom wall that's like 8 feet long?

Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
by Dildoboys March 2, 2019
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3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.
Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!
by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020
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Dildo

1: did you see that dildo
2: u mean a big rubber schlong
by Weiner man10w0389201 December 24, 2022
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Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo
I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday
by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024
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Dildo Fuckins

I'm feeling so dildo fuckins today!
by McDinolds May 14, 2017
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