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Commercial Depression 

The feeling you get when watching 2 TV shows and flipping back and forth using your remote (usually sports) and a commercial comes on the current show so you switch to the other only to find another commercial.
I was watching the Phillies and Eagles on Sunday and experienced commercial depression between innings when I flipped to the football game and there was a commercial there too.
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Theatrical Depression

The overwhelming sadness that you get after the play/musical you were in closes. It is very hard to treat, as it is unlikely you will ever do that play/musical again.
Jim: Hey, what have you been doing since the show ended?

Joe: Not much, I've been dealing with a pretty bad case of theatrical depression. I haven't left the house in two weeks.

Book Depression

After you've finished reading a phenomenal book you feel lost and melancholic. You want the characters, time, places, and the whole lot to keep going forever like a sitcom or a weekly skit. A book that becomes a part of your life, those are the best kind.
After taking the place card out, Zazzy was suddenly struck with book depression. How would she ever go on without her companions keeping her afloat?
Book Depression by Zazzy June 2, 2017

AP depression 

This is a common type of depression that people seem to get when taking an A.P. class.
This homework is starting to give me AP depression.
AP depression by Badger McBadgerson February 28, 2019

MyMy Depression

when Mymy wont play or talk to you after you beg her.
person a: what’s up?
person c: i have mymy depression

person 4: don’t worry she didn’t want to play with me either :/
MyMy Depression by xXgamernamerXx February 3, 2021

Great Urban Depression

A time when Urban Dictionary's members and their "Word of The Day" gets more thumbs down than thumbs up.
Joe: Man, what's up with these words, they're getting more thumb downs than thumbs up

Jo: It's the "Great Urban Depression", no one has any good words or phrases

Post Present Depression 

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.
Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.