coat crushing

A really bad way to die.

As the temperature dropped, he pulled his coat tighter about himself. Too tight, as it turned out. "This is the fourth coat crushing this year", said the sergeant as he outlined the body with a special pencil that writes on snow.

by the_irritated_giraffe January 21, 2007

Cosplay Crush

Someone you like because of the person they cosplay.

I have a cosplay crush on this guy because he dressed up as Link at a convention.

by thatcoolkidemil February 22, 2011

crush pussy

to have sex with a woman, and pound her pussy....hince "crushing it"

you need to go out and crush pussy.

by rev. james @. r. February 22, 2009

man crush monday

Revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a Monday.

My man crush Monday is Jesus Christ, I'll go gay for Jesus.

by Migueeeeelito September 23, 2013

drunk crush

to have a crush on someone only when you are under the influence of alcohol.

Everytime we go out drinking, she always ends up drunk crushing some guy.

by Todd Mack January 18, 2007

Third Wheel Crush

When a couple becomes bored with their relationship and begins to constantly "hang out" with a "friend" together and thinks this friend is the coolest thing ever. Both people in the relationship crush on the friend, usually unknowingly at first. A third wheel crush requires at least one bi or gay person on the couple's side.

As Kit Porter from the L Word says, it's dangerous business.

If you identify yourself as the third wheel crush in a friendship, get out of it fast. It usually leads to one of them cheating with you, a threesome that goes nowhere, or lots and lots of screaming and blaming you for destroying what they had.

Friend #1: "John and Mary text me every day asking if I want to go over to their house and hang out. And then each of them will invite me to go eat out without the other being there, like they're taking me on a date. If they weren't together I'd think they both had a thing for me."

Friend #2: "You're in the middle of a third wheel crush, man. Nothing good can come from this."

by Aune February 23, 2009

tiktok crush

probably someone you will never meet irl. they must be very hot to you and you might comment 🤰🏻🤩😳🥵🤪 one of those emojis in their comment section. you might also say “if you hit me with a bus i would say sorry.” the most basic tiktok crush rn for girls is that luvanthony guy but me personally it’s mattia and his friend group, bigballstyler, and maddox and his friend from the glowup tiktok. for guys i usually see cynthia parker, devy, or charli

me: omg look i think i just found my tiktok crush

my friend: uh- give me the @

by brimartin November 2, 2019