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Choke Artist

Someone who, when faced with stress breaks down and enters an infinite loop. Common in people running for office, when trying to deal with higher energy candidates.
Marco: "Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world. Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world."
Donald: Man, you're such a choke artist.
by Gass'em Soleimani August 27, 2016
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Chokema

When someone causes a situation so ridiculous and fucked up that you can't even curse but you want to. So you say chokeama
"Yo that dude spilled water on my computer and he won't replace it"
"Man that is straight chokema"
by MollzBollz February 23, 2022
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Ass Choke

when you are on the toilet taking care of business and someone interrupts you.
no example need, speaks for itself. ass choke.
by Word..... November 20, 2009
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Silent coke

1)when your drink sucks so much you need a coke(you don't mix it with anything, just a regular coke dude) that shouldn't be there so your able to gulp it down, secretly (as in nobody needs to know your drink sucks or may be your just a light drinker)
2)a coke that's not supposed to be there or your friends shouldn't know its there or why its there.
3)a coke that doesn't talk because cokes don't talk
girl: your drinking tequila? straight up? that's hardcore
guy: (damn it i shouldn't not have ordered pure tequila on a cup, its not even chilled! i need a silent coke!) yeah, i know right? this food is really good, could really use a soda, waiter could you fetch me a coke(silent coke)?
by soulsxnabil November 30, 2010
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choke a bitch

When a person deemed a bitch or biatch gets on your bad side, whether the person be a prof, a teacher, a security guard at the mall, that annoying person at the market, or the asshole who cut you off in traffic, the only response is to release one's anger in a choking manner.
Prof. H was blowing me off so much in lecture today, i was feelin i was bouts to choke a bitch!

That granny in the crown vic cut me off in the fast lane and was goin 40!!! If she hadn't pulled to the right, i woulda had to choke a bitch!
by Capt. choker-of-biatches July 18, 2007
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coke nail

the nail you use to do that good stuff,
usually your pinky, the nail is usually longer than
the rest so you can pick up that fine powder and do it to it ;)
person 1;ew,your pinky nail is LONGG D:
person 2:it's my coke nail,bitch.
by nadaqueverr March 28, 2009
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Choke

A tiny hole on the side of a glass piece used to get "a better hit" when smoking marijuana. Your finger is placed over the hole as you first start to inhale and then taken off while still inhaling causing more air to get into the pipe which in turn alows for a bigger hit.
"Dude let the fuk off the choke!"
by DayDay October 20, 2004
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