Cracker Dick

Somebody who has a penis that isn't as large as it should be for their race, or an insult that just generally throws somebody off balance and catches them by surprise.

Shut up, cracker dick!

Man, Jaykwon's girlfriend said he's a cracker dick.

by Suyo September 2, 2005

Fire cracker

A sexy beautiful white female with super attractive body. Thick juicy ass, nice plump juicy boobs, Nice legs etc...

IE Rachael Ray

Bill: Rachael Ray is fine as hell.
John: Hell yeah. I wish my face was her chair.. she is a mofo fire cracker...

Fire cracker Snow bunny

by Ayenarr September 10, 2010

cracker nation

Mostly in rural Georgia, the panhandle of Florida, Lower Alabama, southwest South Carolina and parts of Tennessee, the Cracker Nation cosists of white blue collar and farm workers who's lack of intelligance and education is matched with their fierce loyalty to lost causes and extremley rightwing views that are against their best intrests. For a long time they were identified with members of the KKK, and bufoons like the brother of the 39th president. Often arrested for petty crimes like public urination after finishing a twelve-pack of cheep swill and are unable to make it to the rest room of the 7-11, which resembles a scene from Dante's Inferno. Their most identifing physical features are goiters and back haircuts.

True to form, the members of the Cracker Nation voted universally for the losing side of the 2008 presidential election.

by bullet88 August 2, 2009

Dumb Cracker

Everyone who contributed to this site using the word nigger or nigga. How ever you want to use it. Get a brain and learn some history.

Don't use the word...look how they use it.

I know a dumb cracker put that "nigger dick" definition on the urban dicionary web site.

by Black Power November 25, 2006

Ass Crackers

When someone threatens to "serve you some Ass Crackers"

The best definition in in the example

They some in three flavors

Jackass crackers, dumb ass crackers, or smart ass crackers

Derek- " Would you like some Ass Crackers? "

Joe- " What are those?"

Derek- " It's when I take your ass, and serve it on some crackers "

by Sam Kovacs October 7, 2009

Cracker Jap

-noun.

1. Used as a colloquialism to describe a Caucasian with Japanese heritage.

2. Used in a pejorative sense to describe a Caucasian that tries to emulate Asian nuances, especially Japanese styles.

My father is Japanese-American, which makes him a Cracker Jap. Look at that fool over there - that Cracker Jap thinks just because he watches anime he must be Asian.

by dougyfan13 January 10, 2010

unsalted cracker

Uptight white person whos life is all work and no play and probably parts his hair.

The rich people across the street are unsalted crackers

PS:This is in no way hateful, I am white.

by KCJWhellz December 11, 2004