After my 14-day quarantine in the hospital I went out into the world. I didn't recover, instead I re-COVID.
by Pundummy April 30, 2020

by Tired and old September 18, 2021

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021


Damo: Last night I fucked that street whore for a half hour straight!
Richie: Yeah your a real covid slut.
Richie: Yeah your a real covid slut.
by Dracophile September 26, 2020

When people from blue states move to Florida or Texas to escape lockdowns, thus driving living expenses to record high knowing they will move back once covid is over.
I'm tired of the lockdowns in New York and California so I'll move to the south to get away from it. Let's be Covid birds!
by Miss creative January 21, 2022

Covid Pace is the safe and smart approach to dating, courting and discovering someone you met on a dating app. It slows the process down, like it or not. So, slow your roll! The hope is that time invested will pay dividends when masks, costs, shoes, Sox and unmentionables go flying.
Dude 1: are you getting anywhere with the woman from Match?
Dude 2: oh she’s nice, cute, loves animals, but Covid Pace is blocking me!
Gal 1: how’s it going with that nice guy from Match?
Gal 2: really well? He’s funny, kind and opens my door! He honors Covid Pace !
Dude 2: oh she’s nice, cute, loves animals, but Covid Pace is blocking me!
Gal 1: how’s it going with that nice guy from Match?
Gal 2: really well? He’s funny, kind and opens my door! He honors Covid Pace !
by Guy on the Bridge of course! February 20, 2021
