Covid

Lets be honest..... no one wants to talk about it.

He has the covid!!

by slender681 February 8, 2021

Covid Dream

A dream in which Covid exists and you become aware of the risks. You may be in a crowd and suddenly think "...Wait... why is nobody wearing masks??? Why is nobody socially distancing????? Oh my god they're coughing too!!!!!!! I'm going to catch Covid oh my god!!!!!"

"I had another Covid Dream where I was on a cruise ship and there were like 500 people in one enclosed room, no masks, nobody distancing... and then I heard some of them coughing!!! And then I found there was no way out and I was stuck in this room where no Covid precautions were being taken!!!

by Lefty Power 123 June 23, 2021

Covid-57

(Covid-57) is when someone gets covid-19 for the 3rd time.

Hey i feel a bit shitty today mate.

You might have Covid-57 dude

by Dictonurban April 23, 2020

covid thriving

1. The absence of personal crises during a global pandemic

2. Maintaining a status quo of any kind against a backdrop of systemic collapse

Gary told me he hasn’t cried at work since Tuesday, he’s really covid thriving

by Tamarshmallow March 26, 2022

Covid-19

A virus that came out in 2019 where you have to wear masks and get a dumb vaccine

I have covid-19, time to get the vaccine that makes u poop

by I eat cat food April 21, 2021

Covid kilos

Any weight, either physical or mental, gained during 2020.

I need to shred the covid kilos.

by Rufus Gristle February 20, 2021

COVID raise

What you get when you're finally back to the pay you earned pre-COVID.

Hey guys, my employer just gave me a COVID raise, so I can finally quit working 3 jobs to cover my expenses and bills!

by Curvychic78 October 7, 2020