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by omg i’m so smart August 30, 2021

Corporate Gurukul

Upskilling a student the 'gurukul way', preparing them for the real world, only with the world's best.

The ‘gurukul’ system focuses on real-world learning and helps you identify your purpose and passion to express your full potential.

Rahul solved created an innovative solution through a Design Thinking internship with Corporate Gurukul.

Corporate Gurukul has partnerships with world-class academic and industry partners.

by Corporate Gurukul November 28, 2021

Corpsplain

When an employee of a company (usually the social media manager) gives an excuse for the bad decisions the company has made as directed by the company upper management.

@Bob123: Hey, why did you just double the price on your service that has only been $50 a month for the 5 years you guys have been around?

@CompanyBrandAccount: We’re sorry that you are disappointed with these changes. Our increase in pricing is to accommodate for the changing landscape of our world due to COVID-19. We hope you understand this and we are willing to give you the best quality experience we can.

@Bob123: That’s it? What good corpsplain that was… I’m using @OtherCompanyBrandAccount’s service instead.

Company Social Media Manager Daniel: Was that a decent response, David?

Marketing Management Leader David: Yeah, that was good. Just keep quiet from this point on, we’ll handle the rest of these complaints.

by conflict dude December 4, 2021

Corporate Orphan

Noun: When all the members of your immediate team at work either resign, change roles, or are fired leaving you all by yourself because roles never get backfilled.

Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(

by E60 - S85 January 13, 2022

Corponahole

Derogatory term for people who defend objectively awful business practices and/or controversial business decisions for no concrete reason.

I'm suprised that there are even any corponaholes here at all, let alone this many.

Quit being such a damn corponahole!

How can that corponahole even sleep at night with all the shit that insert company here did?

by MDLuffy1234 March 2, 2022

Corporations after June 30th

A phrase referring to many corporations and companies' tendencies to go from all out LGBTQ+ supportive to instantly acting as though LGBTQ+ people aren't a real thing the second Pride Month ends.

Aw man, I was hoping Target would have turned over a new leaf and kept selling pride-themed stuff, but it looks like it's all gone now.
Well that's just Corporations after June 30th, innit?

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

Corporate Hack

A worker drone in a big ass corporation who strives for mediocrity, is threatened by critical thinking and always takes the easy or safe way out instead of what pushes forward. Is inauthentic and willing to jump aboard the latest fad for brownie points from their superiors or to push along a popular agenda even if they haven't really thought it through or actually care. A pencil pusher. A workplace politics rat. Will throw others under the bus to save their own skin or to cover up their own fuckups.

" Tony's up to his fuckery again. Started wearing some new badge about that thing after HR sent that 'we stand for so-and-so' email. Yesterday he was making jokes about it when he handed the report in late and blamed everyone except himself for it. He's such a corporate hack, I wanna punch his face and smack that slimy grin off" grimaced Arsene.

"Ah crap, Tony's coming this way.. and he's... handing badges out? Kill me now" Mark groaned.

"Guy creeps me out, but management seems to like him, so what do I know?" Sherry remarked.

by Swordamundo July 31, 2022