Coach Petty

Epic Fortnite gamer who love's Ethan and sex jokes

"Holy Crap Lois, It's Coach Petty"

by Koko Cola August 31, 2022

coachectomy

The act of surgically removing a coach's foot, from one's ass.

Kyle: Did you hear what happened to James?
Ryan: No, what happened?
Kyle: James got a coachectomy because he kept fucking around at practice.
Ryan: I guess James found out.

by Turtlemoan September 4, 2022

Chonch’d

The act of getting high on smack but usually heavy drugs to which they are now on a sick one and therefore chonch’d; or it can be that of a heavy drug that’s used so like heroin, pcp, fent any drug that makes one nod off and not mentally there/stable. You can call it “chonch”.

Guy: Hey what did homie say about scoring some doja (weed) for us later tonight?

Friend: Oh I ended up asking my sister to score. I hit up homie but he said he he ran out and offered to give us chonch, (while using sarcasm.)
Another example:
Guy: Hey is ___ comin to my party tonight bro?
Friend: Na I doubt it, I was with him this morning and he was all chonch’d.

by SteelToeOutta September 17, 2022

cochilu

cochilu is some one who cant be cool even if they wanted too

hey my name is lola your soo cochilu

by rich girl 88 September 27, 2022

Coach Fuzz

The greatest basketball coach of all time-MVP on the team

Coach fuzz mannnnn. He improved my game so much I made the team. I was ass before tho low key

by Rahajella October 11, 2022

Chonchanok

Chonchanok is a nice yet mean person who doesn't really care about much. They usually are quite short and originate from the country of Thailand. Even though they are normally quite temperamental. If you treat them well they are very nice and enjoyable people to talk to. They are also extremely smart and normally undervalue their smartness and think that others are much smarter than them when they really are not. Chonchanoks are all amazing friends and will always be able to make your day.

That girl is a real chonchanok

by CurryBolGuy February 26, 2023

Coaching

A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.

"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"

"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."

"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"

by Quattrochi November 1, 2022