Columbian Blowfish

The act of putting something round in the urethra to prevent ejaculation.

Brett had his mistress give him a columbian blowfish during their routine pegging. When she pulled out the rod, his load blew out with excessive pressure. Causing his cock to jerk back with the shear power of his load being released.

by JackieJackoff November 25, 2025

Columbo-mumbo-jumbo

It means you are going to go home from school or work, get high and watch Colombo episodes.

Yo! You wanna Columbo-mumbo-jumbo tonight?

by Rory’s bf January 10, 2026

gasstopher columbus

a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it.

friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.

by llio;p;lk September 16, 2008

The Columbian Shuffle

The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.

{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}

Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.

Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...

by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010

two column-ing

To use a two column format on a document, as opposed to a single column format.

She told her friend she was two column-ing the document.

by kaefnowls July 29, 2016

johnson coldhand

shower beer in one hand, Johnson in the other!

That was the longest Johnson coldhand ever man!!!!

by LiLRoNNiE July 24, 2017

Christopher Columbusing

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.

Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.

by NickM808 September 18, 2017