Noun.
1.A fake statistical test.
2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.
Derivation- As a humorous alteration of
"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
1.A fake statistical test.
2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.
Derivation- As a humorous alteration of
"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.
The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.
by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021
Get the teacher's coffee testmug. A ridiculous mandatory procedure passed down from management or another department which only serves to slow down communication or production.
Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.
It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
Derived from an episode of Danger Man/ Secret Agent starring Patrick McGoohan in which two spies meet at a cafe and are forced to use the code phrases, "What'll we have, coffee and eggs for two?" with the response "Why not make it scrambled?" in spite of the fact that they know each other.
It is also sometimes shortened to "servings of coffee and eggs" if more than one procedure appears at a time.
by Jen Minola July 31, 2005
Get the coffee and eggs for twomug. An alternative to tea bagging in online games. It involves pantomiming the act of defecating into the mouths of your fallen foes, while describing the event in detail over voice-chat.
"Yo man, why you grimacing? You gettin' tea bagged in Halo?"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"
"Worse! I'm getting the scottish coffee filter!"
by Ravenpoe April 22, 2009
Get the scottish coffee filtermug. The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.
"Got to write my paper, going to head over to the coffee shop so I'll stop procrastinating "
"I do that too man, but today I'm going to the library instead. Still, got to love that coffee shop productivity."
"I do that too man, but today I'm going to the library instead. Still, got to love that coffee shop productivity."
by J-Cat February 28, 2013
Get the Coffee Shop Productivitymug. 1. in Asian communities like Little Saigon in Orange County, CA, coffee shop girls are girls that serve highly caffeinated coffee in bikinis or lingerie, and work for tips... or could negotiated into having sex for cash
Lets go to Cafe Lu in Lil' Saigon and check out the hot coffee shop girls! And get some coffee I guess.
by Mehmer September 5, 2012
Get the coffee shop girlmug. The most amazing coffee on the planet earth put the ENERGIZER bunny on cocaine that is what this coffee is about when you pour your coffee it looks like lumpy sludge motor oil
by Death by coffee September 18, 2017
Get the Death wish coffeemug. Term used by escorts to indicate "multiple cups" or "multiple shots," meaning the client is permitted multiple ejaculations for one fee, usually within a pre-defined timeframe. See also "MSOG"(multiple shots of goal") or "multiple cups."
Wow, her hourly rate includes a bottomless cup of coffee! I'm gonna take a blue pill so I can get as many free refills as possible tonight!
by Mr Softee May 4, 2014
Get the bottomless cup of coffeemug.