Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.

Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.

by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025

Flip Clock

The word you say when you're angry.
Or the word you say when you just don't know anymore.
A fish name.

"FLIP CLOCK WAS OG"

by SanityInAJar September 11, 2020

Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.

She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.

by ChrisOl May 6, 2021

Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.

Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.

by Coral123 November 26, 2009

thot clock

The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.

Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.

Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.

by holmesd March 7, 2019

Back side of the clock

The civilian equivalent of the military term "o dark thirties". Equates to the 11pm to 7am 3rd shift for businesses which run 24/7.also. Known as "graveyard shift".

I'll be working the back side of the clock for the next few weeks. I'll always be eating breakfast!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

clock

take something that isn’t rightfully yours

“i ain’t tryna clock your sweatshirt, okay?”

by comebackqueen January 29, 2018