chronic sadness

The intensely depressed feeling one gets after they quit smoking marijuana after long-term, habitual use.

Jay:"man, you were such a stoner..what happened?"
Bob: "I had to quit smoking for 30 days to pass a drug test...im so depressed, i literally started crying when i had to turn down that blunt earlier."
Jay: "man, you got that chronic sadness...bad"

by spongebong stonerpants September 8, 2009

Choney Bros

n. A small group of gangbangers from the 650. The Choney Bros associate themselves with criminal perversion and legspeed. They also enjoy beatboxing.

Dude, you wanna join the Choney Bros? Too bad, you can't because you suck.

by Chops, The Franchise February 24, 2010

chromer

an individual who decorates their automobile with every single pseudo-chrome, stick-on accessory found in the Automotive isle of Walmart.

Jake is a straight up chromer; he must have hit up every Walmart and Autozone in the tri-state area. He's got so much chrome on his Corolla that you can see that sucker from space.

by guruerror November 3, 2011

Chromebook

A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.

Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Ugh Do We Have To?

by User010 September 18, 2020

Chone

A chastity throne; namely a chair meant for only one person, thus making it a "chaste throne".

If I hadn't sat on a chone, I would be like a mouse in an empty desert. One who had just chewed on its own leg to escape the wrath of a snake, yet vultures loom high above my head.

by AwnuhBonana February 15, 2012

Chronic

Marijuana laced with PCP.

You should not smoke chronic if you have even a shred of dignity.

by The Person Who Defined Chronic Correctly May 13, 2005

chonez

A spick that is homosexual.

Eww, look at that chonez giving Carlos a blowjob.

by Bryan Daniels July 24, 2008