chook

One who has the characteristics of both a Chode and a Mook. These people are often called "Tools" but such a title is hardly harsh enough to describe the caliber of person you are often dealing with. An especially Lame, or undesirable person who is so self-centered and arrogant, they can't seem to tell their Ass Hole from the Grand Canyon.

That guy is such a Tool he's surpassed all others. He's officially become a chook.

by Littlegregfield February 27, 2008

Choof

Also spelled chooff. Believed to be derived from chuff, an onomatopoeic word that describes a train 'chuffing' along the tracks. Choof is onomatopoeic when used to describe smoking pot, or a train on a hill. Listen or think of the sound of someone who takes a big toke, then tries to hold back a coughing fit

1: v. To smoke cannabis in a joint, pipe or bong(billy).

2: n. An indefinite quantity of marijuana.

3: n. The sound a train makes.

1: "I'm gonna choof a few billies and then crash for a while."

2: "I'm gonna see if I can get onto a bit of choof later on. Wanna come over for a smoke?"

3: The train went choof choof up the hill.

by Indica Man May 10, 2008

chool

A friend whom is relaxing a.k.a a chillin fool.

What are you chools doing tonight?

by jofo13 January 24, 2010

choobs

Child boobs. Like when a female toddler is wearing a mini-bikini and no one really cares that the top came off, and you can see her choobs.

Can work with a small fat boy.

Emily was parading around the beach with her choobs today, and everyone thought that it was the cutest thing ever.
o.O

by geo April 5, 2005

Chooch

Slang word in new hampshire for a person with a big nose and a little schlong

me: i met up with a chooch last night
you: sorry babe

by Dukes79 May 20, 2010

Choongy

A man in possession of a gargantuan package comprising of the testicles, scrotom and the penis. One can usually spot a "Choongy" from quite a fair distance away due to the attractively large and scented bulge in his groinal region.

Charles: "Man, look at that guys' massive Choongy!"

Dominic: "Dang, I'd tap that shizzle"

Charles: "Yeah bro, sometimes I shove tissues down my pants to pretend I have a Choongy"

Dominic: "Dude great idea!

by Post #9449483 October 28, 2008

Choop

Where a person has a lip of chewing tobacco in while taking a poop.

"I'm gonna sit on the toilet and take a choop"

by KentuckyHotStick May 19, 2010