candy

Houston sang, for puttin clear coats on the ride

I got the 6 stittn on 24's with that candy paint

by L- Frame October 10, 2003

jew candy

money for te jews.
- greg scully

do you want some of my jew candy?
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!

by gergandrach June 5, 2009

german candycane

When a woman is on her period, she 69's with a man. She fills her mouth with his cum and he fills his mouth with her blood, then proceed to make out swirling the contents of their mouths together.

I gotta get my Redwings somehow, so let's get this German Candycane rolling!

by HarryBeaver69 January 16, 2017

russian candycane

When a girls having her period and the guy eats her out and gets blood in his mouth and then the girl gives the guy a blowjob and he cums in her mouth then they spit the blood and the cum together making the color of a candycane.

I couldn't wait till that time of the month so we could have a russian candycane.

by sexy April 10, 2004

Candy

A slang term for masterbation, used when small children or other persons are around.

I hear Jennifer makes candy every single day.

by Steve Bobo November 23, 2010

Ass Candy

A Dutch hard or soft candy, or lollipop that at first appears and tastes sweet, but evolves into something truly disgusting and terrifying. Found at most Dutch candy stores, as well as at select restaurants disguised as after dinner mints or sweets.

"Hey Brooney! how is that brown lollipop you got after dinner?"

"Ugh, typical Dutch ass candy"

by Yaotai August 26, 2009

candycapped

Using two large lawn decoration candy canes to pretend you're handicapped, usually around Christmas time.

Little johnny slipped on the icy sidewalk by the lawn ornaments and became candycapped, much to the amusement of his friends.

by DoublePlusGood November 26, 2006