Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.

"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"

by IanMalcom June 2, 2017

Captain Wieman

Originally a Chilean maneuver, this involves using leftover teriyaki sauce as a lubricant while performing a dirty danza, but instead of saying "who's the boss", you make a pouty-lip face and say "me-na-me-na"

Arrrgh, I'd like to pull a captain wieman on that broad (or dude).

by bung luvah January 6, 2005

captain fluffypants

A phrase defining a woman who is not, so to speak, slim. (see fluffy) Be used as a jokeful insult, or a counter attack in an argument.

Friend's Mom- You threw pudding at the dog!
Daniel- But Casey tried to eat me!
Friend's Mom- Our dog is not supposed to have chocolate!
Daniel- Well SORRY captain fluffypants!

by Da Erikster December 16, 2008

Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

Captain Delliott

An Avenger who is the best of all. He has the powers of all the Avengers. He is the one to save the day.

We don't have to worry, we have Captain Delliott

by Delliott June 4, 2018

captain cupcake

a pussy whiped bitch that follows his girl friend around all day trying to suck on her pussy lips they are usually named justin and have pooter cheese stuck to there lips

did you see captain cupcake running around last night he forgot to wipe off that pooter cheese from his lips

by the pooter parrot September 13, 2011

captain downer

The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.

Sierra Cardwell

by Monet Lance May 13, 2003