prostate cancer 

an excuse gay doctors use to get there hands where they are not sopused to be.
bottom line -it does not exist-

doctor1:ok lets take a look at your prostate cancer
guy2:ok *unsure face
doctor1:oooo yea
guy2:what the fuck are you doing?*disgusted face
doctor1:uhh..ummm*knocks the guy out
guy2:*knocked out
doctor1:*rapes
guy2:*gets up with a limp

prostate cancer by king if wat the fucc? January 6, 2008

texticular cancer 

one who cant seem to stop texting.

P1-That kid just cant stop texting.

P2-i know, i think he has texticular cancer.

texticular cancer by ke ke ke keller February 26, 2009

Eye Cancer 

An imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.

Note: Ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.

Also see "Inverted Eye Cancer."

Guy 1: "Dude, I don't know, man, that girl's kind of cute."

Guy 2: "Bro, that's Lindsey! She looks like a horse! Do you have eye cancer or something?"

Eye Cancer by Anno The Sexy May 11, 2013

Social Cancer 

Social Cancer is a trend that grows quickly and can, but don't always, remain for a long time. Social Cancers can be cults, events, items, etc.
Some examples are:
Harambe
Fidget Spinners
Kekistani
Literally anything that is pervasive in a culture

Guy: Ugh, Fidget Spinners are such social cancer!
Guy 2: VSHHH
Guy: Noooo!

Social Cancer by ThePurityOfChaos August 5, 2017

Festival cancer 

What you get when you don't usually smoke, but buy a pack of cigarettes just to have on the music festival.

Alex: I heard you got the festival cancer?
Bob: Yeah dude, want some?
Alex: Sure, but let's go get some fastival chemo, too.

Festival cancer by the festival cancer. October 28, 2009

Desticular Cancer 

Majestic
Pensive
Tall
Most often found in people named Destiny

"She gave me desticular cancer!" -Taylor
"What do you mean? Who?" -Bailey
"Destiny, that batch!" -Taylor
"Oh girl, you better batch slap her in the shat bag!" -Bailey

Desticular Cancer by Billy So November 13, 2013

= cancer 

A rhetorical satirical pejorative used as a comeback towards someone who is full of crap and is a know it all idiot.

Person 1: Your stuff is pretty tyt.
Presumptuous Asshole: "You're" and the way you spelled tight is wrong.
Person 1: = cancer
Presumptuous Asshole: ?!!!!

= cancer by superbipolar420 October 6, 2016