Cancer

Puff Bars

Person 1: You got any cancer sticks?
Person 2:Yes I got loads of puff bars in my slime

by Queerhunter21 January 29, 2021

mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.

Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.

by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017

Hessticular Cancer

A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.

“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”

by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023

Cancer

The biggest douche.

Ronald: Did you here Caleb got diagnosed with cancer?
Mcdonald: Yeah, Cancer's such a Douche.

by Default Mate December 13, 2018

Cancer

Worst Zodiac Sign Ever should buy people named jordy Chick Fil A

You have cancer

by BigChorizothe3rd March 24, 2023

Cancer

A mutation in healthy human cells turning them into harmful ones
AKA dakbli qabdu nannuk dak l liba

"Foxx nannuk dak li qabdu cancer u sploda"

by Mintoff the king May 21, 2021

Cancer

A Cringe inducing youtuber named logan paul who has sucked approximatley 100,000,000 dicks in the last few years and still has 12 year olds wanking to his youtube videos

Have you heard of cancer
Yeah hes fucking bent

by The Right type of guy April 2, 2018