Canada's History

A depraved sexual act which includes the use of antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

The hardest part of Canada's History is fitting it all in there.

by jwb330 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act of putting your hockey stick in a girl's beaver and then letting your maple syrup go all over her as you scream out "eh!"

I performed Canada's History last night, it was awesome...eh.

by Public_Emery February 5, 2010

canada's history

a sexual act involving skullfucking your partner after tarring and feathering them with goose down

i just saw stephen colbert get screwed--in the style of canada's history

by chewiepoof February 4, 2010

canada's history

when a man and a women put moose antlers up there ass, while chugging maple syrup, while doing somersaults over the stanley cup, with out being disconnected from the bitch

"What did you do with Patty last night?"

"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."

"Awwww yeahhhhh"

by deemurrrray February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's gift to the world, involves utilizing all traditional Canadian icons in a sexual act.

Did you bring the syrup? Taylor already brought her moose antlers and Clark is on his way with the Stanley Cup. It's Canada's History this month, remember?

by Door4mat. February 5, 2010

canada's history

Canada's people are amongst the hairiest in the world next to the french and Chewbaca. Stephen Colbert gives a merciless Wag of the Finger to Canada, as do the entire Colbert nation as they tremble at our feet. Also, Canadians in actuality are exactly as depicted on Southpark.

Canada's History is garbage and not worth recognition.

by Steven Michael Recio February 4, 2010

canada's history

A highly perverse form of sexual intercourse involving adult pleasureables that can be directly (and stereotypically) attributed to Canada. Such examples of said pleasurables could include moose antlers, Canadian whisky, and the stanley cup.

Jess & Gary could not engage themselves any longer in "canada's history," as it took too much a toll on her body.

by jmblas February 4, 2010