Snowball the Elf was “The New York Christmas Thot”
And this year the boys in Greenwich knew what they would want.
After a long day of work he went to change,
Only to look around to see all the other men in range.
When he and a crushie where surrounded by a party eight
Three elves and five Santa’s where standing in wait.
When his crushie had seen this, he had become quite shocked.
His soul had become dark like coal and his world was quite rocked.
Feeling sadness and despair; feeling tossed through the muck
Snowball’s crushie, Crumpet, was feeling quite cucked.
And while the eight where followed by Snowball into Santa’s Workshop
Crumpet went home crying on the Metro subway stop.
And this year the boys in Greenwich knew what they would want.
After a long day of work he went to change,
Only to look around to see all the other men in range.
When he and a crushie where surrounded by a party eight
Three elves and five Santa’s where standing in wait.
When his crushie had seen this, he had become quite shocked.
His soul had become dark like coal and his world was quite rocked.
Feeling sadness and despair; feeling tossed through the muck
Snowball’s crushie, Crumpet, was feeling quite cucked.
And while the eight where followed by Snowball into Santa’s Workshop
Crumpet went home crying on the Metro subway stop.
by xenokriin January 5, 2021
Get the Cuckedmug. Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
Get the I’m a sarcastic cuckmug. a person who knows that his wife is getting vigorously fucked by other men while he doesn't do anything about it.
Harald: I just fucked bob's wife!
Thomas: Does he know?
Harald: Yes! he even watched!
Thomas: Oh my god he's such a CUCK
Thomas: Does he know?
Harald: Yes! he even watched!
Thomas: Oh my god he's such a CUCK
by somesnacks December 17, 2023
Get the Cuckmug. by AltyWalty October 10, 2020
Get the Dota CUCKmug. Anyone who isn’t in the top 1% of earners who supports US President Donald Trump. They get pleasure from being treated like shit.
Unemployed Florida man: Trump said to forget about the Epstein list, so that’s what we should do.
Friend: You’re such a cuck.
Friend: You’re such a cuck.
by ScrawnyClownSnatch September 21, 2025
Get the Cuckmug. a man who's wife got fucked by someone else recently.
popularized by the meme named "bike cuck" which has many spinoffs including when the man gets cucked.
popularized by the meme named "bike cuck" which has many spinoffs including when the man gets cucked.
My wife got fucked recently, I was pretty bummed out about it. But I bet whoever fucked my wife was more happy to fuck her than I was sad to get cucked. the total happiness in the world increased. So whatever.
by Zzzzzaaaa December 7, 2017
Get the cuckmug. It's important to understand the meaning of being "cucked" first - when you are in the process of completing a task, and another individual/event prevents you from successfully accomplishing that task. An individual who gets "cucked" on a daily (or more frequent) basis, can be labeled as a "king" of getting "cucked".
Note: Definition is derived from an individual who finds pleasure in seeing their significant other with another man, the word is then extrapolated further into everyday life and activities
Note: Definition is derived from an individual who finds pleasure in seeing their significant other with another man, the word is then extrapolated further into everyday life and activities
Series of events happening on the same day: Stolen parking spot when backing into it, favorite bathroom stall is being used, someone changes your song on the aux, the cute girl at the bar uses you for a drink only, dinner reservation is canceled for coming 5min late - I've become a King Cuck
by Pico64827 August 24, 2023
Get the King Cuckmug.