When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty
by happy mad May 30, 2016
Get the Dusty Crustymug. by Daddytko1 October 2, 2020
Get the Crustymug. Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.
"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."
by Anal Satan June 17, 2025
Get the Crusty Gordonmug. A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
by diniminiax June 23, 2020
Get the Crusty Doughnutmug. When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.
Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.
by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010
Get the crusty carnivalmug. Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view
by JohnXL December 16, 2017
Get the crusty crusadermug. Your so Crusty!
by Celeste May 30, 2016
Get the Crustymug.