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Swedish Crab Wank

When someone is wanking off or getting wanked off by someone else and their foreskin rips off while doing so.
Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank
by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023
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Crab daddy

The term 'crab daddy' originated from a infamous man named Andy Griffiths who on the occasion likes to get down and dirty with the boys at the office, reason why he is called the 'crab daddy' is because he would give the young boys multiple sti's after bumming them senseless.
Man 1: shit bro your going down on him hard!
Man 2: I know man I am the 'crab daddy'
by mrcurtis123 May 10, 2016
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horny crabs

a person who gets nasty with their lover when they are hard, but you arent there to get it.
we were about to hook up til he got horny crabs, and decided he didnt like it after all.
by mopinko September 13, 2022
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Crabbed

Crabbed: Derived from the left/right approach /flee motion of crabs; also associated with "crab walk" (an intimidating, agressive approach delivered by felines (cats) where they appear to be larger by puffing their coat out and walk sideways toward their intended target, mostly associated with the term to come at someone sideways.
"Man, I wuz at da club just chillin' an DeAndre an his bitch crabbed up on startin' some mothafuckin' bullshit I ain't even had nothin' to do wiff".
by BCALZ March 26, 2021
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Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster
Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.
by Sketchymunk December 2, 2020
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Crabs

Its like pubic lice on your dong hair. It can be pointed out super easily like if you have a small mustache you have crabs.
If you dont have muscles you have crabs. If your not single you have crabs. Common in people named jacob
HEY LOOK THAT GUY HAS CRABS
by NotAwkward July 25, 2019
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Crab Boil

The act of farting on someone while they are locked in a dog crate.
Ry locked himself in the dog crate, so I gave him a crab boil.
by Wonnmeister November 20, 2021
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