fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.

"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"

by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017

crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.

"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."

by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023

Cannon

Cannon is a very sexy lightskin who like straight thicc bitches shaking straight ass in his face.

Damn Cannon is so fine

by Double diamonds November 20, 2023

Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.

Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.

by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022

Cannon

A very large marijuana joint.

"Man you've been smoking one-gram cannons. How are you still conscious?"

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

Ovary Cannon

A vagina.

The baby came shooting out of the ovary cannon!!

Man da cannon!

by George Wellington October 2, 2011

Cannon

A fucking amazing person that will brighten your day with a charismatic attitude and will always give the best advice and help you.

You should definitely be like them they cannon they’re amazing

by Ronnie love you December 20, 2021